The Reasons Why I Prefer Ronald over You

Dearest you,

I cannot help but wish that you are like Ronald. The fact that my relationship with him outlast my relationship with you (that is if what we have is even remotely close enough to be considered a relationship in the first place) is indeed sad. Very sad.

I knew something was wrong when I realised that Ronald more contactable 24 X 7, everyday of the freaking year as opposed to you. He thanks me when I call him, listens intently to me and wishs me well when I hang up on him. And he ALWAYS asks me if I wanted dessert.

And the plus plus side, he comes on time.

Sometimes, he even sends me little smses during the day to tell me that he woud like to send me some apple pie.

Hence, with so many reasons, I have no choice but to choose him. In fact, I already replaced your number with his number on my speed dial.


Am i all alone in this universe?
There's no love on these streets.
I've given mine away to a world that didn't want it anyway.

There's no Hope for the Human race. Not even at funerals

Funeral service

At a Scientology funeral service, the minister speaks directly to the thetan (the individual as a spirit) and grants forgiveness for anything the deceased has done so he can begin life anew.
“
We do not contest your right to go away. Your debts are paid. This chapter of thy life is shut. Go now, dear [deceased], and live once more in happier time and place.[44]
”

I have to say something about this. How do the minster (with whatever mighty power he has) intend to contest with the dead with regards to his right to go away? I mean, he's already DEAD. Even when contested and proven that the dead guy's rights are not invalid, he's still dead.

I seriously think they need to re-think the speech.

Am i all alone in this universe?
There's no love on these streets.
I've given mine away to a world that didn't want it anyway.

Closer?

Anna: "Why did you swear eternal love when all you wanted was excitement? Love bores you."

Dan: "No, it disappoints me."

Am i all alone in this universe?
There's no love on these streets.
I've given mine away to a world that didn't want it anyway.

Hot and Cold

Woke up to a cold Sunday morning.. Its almost too cold to do anything.. Nothing like a hot bowl of Maggi mee on a cold day.. This is happiness

Pure Happiness.


Am i all alone in this universe?
There's no love on these streets.
I've given mine away to a world that didn't want it anyway.

Somedays, even Alone is too much.

Alone but yet peaceful. Space travel would be nice. Looking for an excuse to get out. Would like to jump up and down for bit. Runny nose as usual. Mayday still rulz. No need for another you cause sometimes you are too much. Bare-faced lies of the Opposite Sex. Questions not asked but waiting to be answered. The ah beng in me wanna scratch his balls and stare into space. Hokkien songs are funny. Human interactions are not preferred. Perfume with double sexes. Staring at the laptop, keying in useless random words that don't make sense. Mayday still rulz. Superman is overrated in his tight pants (they stuffed him with a sock). Aching ovaries doesn't make sense. Neither does fuglies. It is almost dawn in my mind even though its getting dark outside. Black, white and purple rain. Ask Buddha and Dita Von Tesse what they think of the world now and you'll prob get the same answer. Mayday still rulz. Welcome to Tabbed Browsing. If only we can tab browse our lives. Racing cars and chasing them in my head till my engines burst. Too many Gods. Too many reasons to leave and not enough to stay. Space travel would be an excellent idea. My plants are dying cause they are too human. Mayday still rulz. Spent 5 minutes writing junk that no one reads. Somedays, even Alone is too much.


Am i all alone in this universe?
There's no love on these streets.
I've given mine away to a world that didn't want it anyway.