A Quickie

A quickie..which is most prob the maximum about of sex i might get in the entire span of my life due to an obscene amount of time spent between two of my fave activities, work and sleeping.

Anyway, I digress.

Been awfully ill for the entire weekend.. Fever, blocked nose, body ache.. Maybe it is not commonly known, but it is possible to feel every part of your body. Especially when they all HURT. Was so weak that I could hardly master the strength to get out of bed.. My only company was my laptop and the latest downloaded FRIENDS episodes.

A strange thing that I observed while I was ill was that people, who NEVER calls me when I'm alive and hopping, suddenly started calling me and asking me out. In fact, over the 2 days, I've received calls from:

- Marcus (ex Zouk.Commando.Clubbing Kaki)
- Don (Aussie.sex-obssessed freak.who also happens to be insanely rich)
- Desmond (ex.Commando)
- Tim & Danny (long time friends from diaper days)
- Zailiang (ex.poly mate.fondly referred to as Boss)

What surprised me the most was that Desmond, upon hearing that I'm ill, offered to buy me dinner. At first, I thought "Ok, he's at home (tamp) so he's most prob driving to some kopitiam in the area, buy fish soup and bring in over."

I waited.

And waited.

If I said that I almost died while waiting, I'm not kidding. It took him 2 hours to get from Tamp to Pasir Ris. I was soo tired that I almost died! Finally, he reached and and I asked him (in my usual sacarstic manner) where did he buy the soup from.

Then, he said "From Geylang".

*tIng takes out a knife, stabs herself repeatedly and vomits blood all over the floor."

What? He drove all the way from Tamp to Geylang and back to Pasir Ris. Within seconds, I had a few thoughts in my mind.

1) He's incredibly sweet.
2) He wants a favour from me.
3) He wants to borrow money from me.
4) He's just dumb.

From my experience with the other species, I ruled out One immediately. I can consider number 2 but I'll need to think about it. As for number 3, I don't have any money and he's prob richer than me. So I'm down with 2 and 4. But following the famous saying of "Guys are ruled by their dicks", I'm guessing that its more likely to be 4.

Yea yea.. I'm being cynical again. I don't believe that he'll be so nice to me for nothing. I'm just going to brush it off as an act of kindness/stupidity and not do anything about it.

Maybe it doesn't even mean anything to him, does it?

Am i all alone in this universe?
There's no love on these streets.
I've given mine away to a world that didn't want it anyway.