A Quickie

A quickie..which is most prob the maximum about of sex i might get in the entire span of my life due to an obscene amount of time spent between two of my fave activities, work and sleeping.

Anyway, I digress.

Been awfully ill for the entire weekend.. Fever, blocked nose, body ache.. Maybe it is not commonly known, but it is possible to feel every part of your body. Especially when they all HURT. Was so weak that I could hardly master the strength to get out of bed.. My only company was my laptop and the latest downloaded FRIENDS episodes.

A strange thing that I observed while I was ill was that people, who NEVER calls me when I'm alive and hopping, suddenly started calling me and asking me out. In fact, over the 2 days, I've received calls from:

- Marcus (ex Zouk.Commando.Clubbing Kaki)
- Don (Aussie.sex-obssessed freak.who also happens to be insanely rich)
- Desmond (ex.Commando)
- Tim & Danny (long time friends from diaper days)
- Zailiang (ex.poly mate.fondly referred to as Boss)

What surprised me the most was that Desmond, upon hearing that I'm ill, offered to buy me dinner. At first, I thought "Ok, he's at home (tamp) so he's most prob driving to some kopitiam in the area, buy fish soup and bring in over."

I waited.

And waited.

If I said that I almost died while waiting, I'm not kidding. It took him 2 hours to get from Tamp to Pasir Ris. I was soo tired that I almost died! Finally, he reached and and I asked him (in my usual sacarstic manner) where did he buy the soup from.

Then, he said "From Geylang".

*tIng takes out a knife, stabs herself repeatedly and vomits blood all over the floor."

What? He drove all the way from Tamp to Geylang and back to Pasir Ris. Within seconds, I had a few thoughts in my mind.

1) He's incredibly sweet.
2) He wants a favour from me.
3) He wants to borrow money from me.
4) He's just dumb.

From my experience with the other species, I ruled out One immediately. I can consider number 2 but I'll need to think about it. As for number 3, I don't have any money and he's prob richer than me. So I'm down with 2 and 4. But following the famous saying of "Guys are ruled by their dicks", I'm guessing that its more likely to be 4.

Yea yea.. I'm being cynical again. I don't believe that he'll be so nice to me for nothing. I'm just going to brush it off as an act of kindness/stupidity and not do anything about it.

Maybe it doesn't even mean anything to him, does it?

Am i all alone in this universe?
There's no love on these streets.
I've given mine away to a world that didn't want it anyway.

Be Praised! The Miracle of a Self-healing Keyboard

Be Praised! Its a Miracle! My keyboard has "healed" itself and its back to normal again! Yes! My keyboard, which had a life of its own, has decided to stop its strike and come back to the real world!

Gone are the days of typing sentences that do not make any sense!

Back to the days of blogging and latenight chats on MSN!

Wait a minute.. I dun have late night chats with people.. What am I saying.. @-@

Am i all alone in this universe?
There's no love on these streets.
I've given mine away to a world that didn't want it anyway.

Truth. Nothing But the Truth.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Am i all alone in this universe?
There's no love on these streets.
I've given mine away to a world that didn't want it anyway.

Rants

Still at work at 8.29pm on a Friday evening. No plans to meet anyone.. Wait a minute.. This is not exactly true because F invited me for drinks this evening but I turned him down because I don't feel like entertaining him. Even though I've known him since Poly days, he's not really a friend friend. Plus, I know that he's emotionally unavailable, so he's definately going into my "in-case-of-emergency" list.

Anyway, some updates about myself...

Health:
Low blood pressure. Feeling giddy is part of a daily routine. Serious lack of sleep. Pimple outbreaks and a fungal infection.

Other than that, I'm still pretty much alive. (Sorry to disappoint you guys out there..)


Work:
Feeling kinda of sucky. Cant perform well. Hate work. Hate work. Need.....Rich men.


Love:
No particular guy of interest. Not looking hard enough I think.. Actually, i think its because i cannot be bothered .


Social Life:
I feel that I need more friends. More new friends or old friends who are "re-newed". Thats why I'm meeting up with Blur and Baobei for a movie tomorrow at Grand. Other than the fact that I'm meeting up with them, I'm also excited about wearing my new heels! Green, open-toed high HIGH heels.. Pray that I wun fall in these!

The last time I fell down in my heels was when I was sending a bottle of hot honey to Desmond's workplace. Don't ask me why I was so nice to him because frankly speaking, I don't think he cared less. I just felt like it. Sometimes, you don't need a reason to be nice. Besides, my obession with a guy never lasted more than 3 months.

Last quarter, it was Desmond. Before that, it was Shaun Ng. And before that, it was DY. And pior to that, it was Adrian. Damm.. I should really start to keep a list. I'm losing track of these people.

Well, other than men, I've gotten obessed with shoes too (which explains why I bought 3 pairs of heels in a week!)

Another obession for this month is Penis News! More meaningless information about Penises and Yongfook's Penis! Not forgetting Kraaagon and the weather reports!

More... More.. More.. More meaning information to fill my empty brain! *evil laugh*


Alright.. That's all the updates for now.. Don't expect me to be back anytime soon cause I broke the laptop's keyboard and I cant blog at home..

What can I say? Water does NOT go well with my laptop's keyboard!


Am i all alone in this universe?
There's no love on these streets.
I've given mine away to a world that didn't want it anyway.

Black.Mascara.Stockings... More Penis News!

Is it just me or are guys with black mascara strangely attractive? Yesterday, while watching Pirates of the Carribbean, I found myself strangely attracted to Captain Jack Sparrow. Oddly, he reminded me of a movie I've watched millions of years ago when dinos and Flintstones ruled the world..

I'm not sure if anyone remembers this film called the "The Crow"? Its was released in 1994. The lead actor Brandon Lee (son of Bruce Lee) played a dead man by the name of Eric Draven, coming back from the dead to avenge his murder. Brandon Lee was killed accidentally on the set, so parts of the film had to be digitally created after his death.

Its a pretty gothic and violent movie so I presumed that its not a film many watched by choice. But its the dark nature of the lead, Eric, that left a very deep impression on me. Strangely, quite attracted to his white painted face with thick black mascara! Its a turn on!

Am I perverse or what?

Please oh please.. Someone yank me out of this!

Then again, I've recently developed a liking for black stockings (up to the thighs only). Hmm........ Maybe I just like the colour black... But then again.. I cant be bothered to clarify my thoughts/fetish/sexuality..

More cockcast! Penis News! Kaargon!

Am i all alone in this universe?
There's no love on these streets.
I've given mine away to a world that didn't want it anyway.

Sunday is for... Penis News!

Sunday is for...

• Sleeping 17 hours straight from 8pm on Saturday to 12pm
• Channel Surfing in from of the TV, not moving an INCH
• Watching movies on Channel 5.. Remember the Titans & Pirates!!
• Feasting on unhealthy Maggi mee for both lunch and dinner
• Laughing at stupid chinese serials which I am embarrassed to say I actually enjoyed @_@
• Watching Friends re-runs late at night
• Listening to podcast on Yongfook.com.. More Penis News pls! Men & their Cocks = Cockcast!
• Falling asleep with earphones in my ears

I feel exhausted just looking throught the list of things I've done.. *phews*

Nevertheless, I must declare I love Penis News & Kargon!

You Found Me

A short note on the movie I've watched yesterday "Just my Luck"..

I love the way the guy helped the female lead when she was down and out. Its a fairytale with a fairytale ending. Sometimes, I wished that someone would see whats beneath me.. Well, I can only think of a song which sort of represent my feelings.. Here it goes..

Is this a dream?
If it is
Please don't wake me from this high
I've become comfortably numb
Until you opened up my eyes
To what it's like
When everything's right
I can't believe

You found me
When no one else was lookin'
How did you know just where I would be?
Yeah, you broke through
All of my confusion
The ups and the downs
And you still didn't leave
I guess that you saw what nobody could see
You found me
You found me

So, here we are
That's pretty far
When you think of where we've been
No going back
I'm fading out
All that has faded me within
You're by my side
Now everything's fine
I can't believe

You found me
When no one else was lookin'
How did you know just where I would be?
Yeah, you broke through
All of my confusion
The ups and the downs
And you still didn't leave
I guess that you saw what nobody could see
You found me
You found me

And I was hiding
'Til you came along
And showed me where I belong
You found me
You found me
When no one else was lookin'
How did you know?
How did you know?

You found me
When no one else was lookin'
How did you know just where I would be?
Yeah, you broke through
All of my confusion
The ups and the downs
And you still didn't leave
I guess that you saw what nobody could see
You found me

(You found me)
(When no one else was lookin')
You found me
(How did you know just where I would be?)
You broke through
All of my confusion
The ups and the downs
And you still didn't leave
I guess that you saw what nobody could see
The good and the bad
And the things in between
You found me
You found me

Do I believe that this will happen to me someday? *shrugs* Maybe I'll never know..

Am i all alone in this universe?
There's no love on these streets.
I've given mine away to a world that didn't want it anyway.

Urban Chick with a Burnt tongue

Been so busy lately that I haven really gotten a chance to pamper myself. Without plans to meet anyone today, I spent the whole day pampering myself with a long overdue manicure/pedicure and eyebrow shaping session.

Its so nice to have pretty nails..

After spending 1 hour plus at the nail palour, I went over to the hair salon to get my hair done. The seat was so comfortable that I kept nodding off while the stylist dyed my hair.

*yawnz*

I think it was the late afternoon sleepy bug which bit me in the ass. Well knowing that I could not function without a coffee, I walked over the nearest Starbucks for my daily caffeine shots. I took a huge gulp immediately, forgotting how hot freshly brewed coffee could be. I promptly burnt my tongue. Yes.. I can be quite an idiot.

With my beautifully painted nails and my frightening-big-over-blown-gelled hair, I put on my shades, took a deep breathe (inhaling all the pollutants) and took a slow walk down Orchard road. Sudden thought came to my mind.. I'm an urban gal.. I'll thrive well in polluted cities but die in places with fresh clean air.

No plans to go anywhere tonight. Too sleepy to watch movies. Too old for clubbing.

Its time to go to bed.

Yes, I do know that its 7pm only.

Am i all alone in this universe?
There's no love on these streets.
I've given mine away to a world that didn't want it anyway.

Too Close for Comfot

I never meant the things I said
To make you cry
Can I say I'm sorry

It's hard to forget

And yes I regret
All these mistakes
I don't know why you're leaving Me
But I know you must have your reasons
There's tears in your eyes
I watch as you cry
But it's getting late

Was I invading in on your secrets
Was I too close for comfort
You're pushing me out
When I'm wanting in
What was I just about to discover
When I got too close for comfort
Driving you home
Guess I'll never know

Remember when we scratched our names into the sand
And told me you loved me
But now that I find
That you've changed your mind
I'm lost the words
And everything I feel for you
I wrote down on one piece of paper
The one in your hand
You won't understand
How much it hurts to let you go

Was I invading in on your secrets
Was I too close for comfort
You're pushing me out
When I'm wanting in
What was I just about to discover
I got too close for comfort
Driving you home
Guess I'll never know

All this time you've been telling me lies
Hidden in bags that are under your eyes
And I when I asked you I knew I was right

But if you took it back on me now
When I need you most
But you just let me down, down, down

Would you think about what you're about to do to me
And back down...

Was I invading in on your secrets
Was I too close for comfort
You're pushing me out
When I'm wanting in
What was I just about to discover
I got too close for comfort
You're pushing me out
When I'm wanting in
(Yeh yeh yeh)

What was I just about to discover
When I got too close for comfort
Driving you home
Guess I'll never know

Am i all alone in this universe?
There's no love on these streets.
I've given mine away to a world that didn't want it anyway.

Men are not that complicated.. Kinda like Plants

Men are often lost in thoughts, for it is an unfamiliar territory.

Am i all alone in this universe?
There's no love on these streets.
I've given mine away to a world that didn't want it anyway.

Are You a Sex Goddess?

Meiting, you're a Hestia!

A brilliant bolt of lightning descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken!
The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being,

HESTIA, the Goddess of Family and Peace.

She's a deity who embraces all the aspects of womanhood. As a woman in her image, you exude femininity and sensuality.

You view men as the perfect counterpart to your womanly ways. But you probably don't appreciate casual encounters. Rather, you prefer purity and tradition. Because of these predilections, you tend to attract men who understand your nature and possess maturity and seriousness beyond their years. When you finally arrive at the bedroom and your divine qualities are released, you reveal such sensuality that the experience is unforgettable. In other words, with the right guy, you really know how to get wild in the sack. In fact, when the mood strikes, you can easily drive your man crazy. But out of respect for your inner nature, you require love and devotion from your partners. You are an attentive and giving lover who knows how to make your man feel sexy, appreciated, and fulfilled. When you show your stuff, it's like a light shines down from the heavens. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!

What can I say? At least I'm good in bed?!

Am i all alone in this universe?
There's no love on these streets.
I've given mine away to a world that didn't want it anyway.

What Type of Flirt are You?

Meiting, you're a Silly!

So, did you hear the one about the funny flirt? You probably have, because it's you! Being a Silly Flirt, you know that laughter is often the quickest way to someone's heart. Your conversations with "potentials" are always peppered with the latest jokes and catchphrases, and you'll do anything — including humiliating yourself — to get the object of your affection to crack a smile. Just make sure that your quest for yuks doesn't blind you to other flirting approaches. You don't want to be stuck in "pal" purgatory. Sometimes a soft brush on the arm or a lingering look wins more points than even the funniest story. We're not saying you need to jump in someone's lap tomorrow (unless you think it might get you a big guffaw...), but a little directness could take you a long way. Still, until you're ready to expand your act, it's great to keep 'em laughing.

Damm. I knew it. I totally suck at flirting.

Am i all alone in this universe?
There's no love on these streets.
I've given mine away to a world that didn't want it anyway.

Bad Day

To all those out there who had a bad day..

Where is the moment we need at the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue skies fade to grey
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carryin' on

You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee to go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces everytime
And I don't need no carryin' on

Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

Well you need a blue sky holiday
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carryin' on

You had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day

Sometimes the system goes on the blink
And the whole thing turns out wrong
You might not make it back and you know
That you could be well oh that strong
And I'm not wrong


So where is the passion when you need it the most
Oh you and I
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost

Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
You've seen what you like
And how does it feel for one more time
You had a bad day

You had a bad day

Daily Facts About Me #3

Despite what I say about me being sexually confused, I am still VERY drawn to men with well built shoulders and back. Nothing like a tall hunky guy to get me weak in the knees, just thinking about what I'll do to him.

Y-U-M-M-Y.

Am i all alone in this universe?
There's no love on these streets.
I've given mine away to a world that didn't want it anyway.

A Rare moment of Sanity

A rare moment of sanity.

It's been awhile since I've last feel happy. Maybe its because I've learnt to let go of people who I was supposed to let go a long time ago. Maybe its because I've found a new direction at work. Maybe its because life is finally starting to make sense.

Maybe its because I spent $500 on a new handphone and clothes.

*tIng grins and starts to whistle.*

Lalala.. I know I don't make sense when I say that but I just like the way it sounds.

Has to trade in my old handphone because it decided to die on me. It keeps shutting down and the words "Start up failed. Contact retailer." keeps popping up. Well... its ok. In Singapore, its ALL about upgrading. Apartments, handphones, memberships... Its a pity we cant upgrade our sponse/gf/bf/partner. *shurgs* Anyway, it just occurred to me that the relationship I've had with my old handphone was LONGER than most all of my previous relationships.

Love really doesn't last, does it?

Am i all alone in this universe?
There's no love on these streets.
I've given mine away to a world that didn't want it anyway.

Friday Night

Instead of running away from the fear of the idea of a life alone, I've decided to embrace the fact and bring it home with me on a Friday night.

Alone.

Quiet.

Peaceful.

Am i all alone in this universe?
There's no love on these streets.
I've given mine away to a world that didn't want it anyway.