Christmas

Its 10am on Sunday morning and i'm bored with nothing to do that will contribute to the rest of the world, i thought i might as well start thinking about Christmas and also my Christmas wish list.

Since most of us (Singaporeans) live in HDB flats with no chimmys, i used to think, as a child, maybe Santa could come down the rubbish chute. However, my new flat, being the newer generation of flat, do not even have a rubbish chute. Now, this is a huge prob for Santa. You see, you cant expect him to get his fat ass into the house by knocking on the door. I'm pretty sure if he does that, no one would answer the door because they are going to think that he's some salesperson selling Christmas items. He cant climb into the house through the window because the moment he tries to do that, he'll gonna get arrested by the ever-so-efficient Singapore police, who will mistaken him for some "Spiderman" thief.

Maybe this is the reason why Santa doesn't visit Singapore..

And the reason why UFOs don't visit Singapore, they cant find parking space.

Opps, i sidetracked a little..Despite the slim chances of getting my presents from Santa, i'm still going to come up with a Christmas wish-list, with the hope that some kind soul (with too much money and no where to spend), will send it to me.

Here it goes:

- Blades (A good pair hopefully so i don't have to rent it every week!)
- New Mp3 player (i want to use it when i go jogging)
- Vouchers from any music store
- Vouchers from any boutiques (I desperately need new clothes)
- A bottle of Jacob Creek's Sparkling rose (A blend of Chardonnay and Pinot Noir grapes. Its Pink!)
- Books vouchers (I'm eyeing on Su doku, quotations books... etc)
- Cash (I'll appreciate cash if you dun know what to get me even though its not really Christmasy.)

That's all i can think of for now. I don't usually like the presents people by for me and i have a hard time trying to accept them. So if you don't really know what to buy, give vouchers. Saves a hell lot of trouble.

Anyway, am going to cook noodles now.. I skipped dinner yesterday so i think i better eat something before i faint..

Be back...

Am i all alone in this universe?
There's no love on these streets.
I've given mine away to a world that didn't want it anyway.