They usually comes as a set. Get it?

Time : 10 am, Sunday morning

Who the hell in their right mind would get up so early on a Sunday morning?!!

*tIng raises her hand and waves it frantically in the air.*

I'm awake now because i slept for 13 hours straight! *evil laugh* Actually, i was thinking of going running in the evening. However, judging by my situation now, i might die while running. Sad.. I miss running.

At this very moment, i'm actually scolding a guy on msn. Somehow, this guy got my email add and added me on Msn. The moment he started chatting, he asked me if i wanted to meet him for hugz. *raise eyebrow* He then moved on to talk about how itchy his cock was.

*tIng pulls her hair and screams!*

Why is it that i ALWAYS meet bad men?!!! Since when was it ok to talk to strangers about your cock?! Why is it that, after millions of years of evolution, men still don't get it?

Asking gals you don't know for sex = NOT OK

Why cant men get it? Gals have sex with guys they love. First comes love.. then comes sex. Love and sex comes as a set. Like Macdonald's meals.. Burgers and fries. A set meal. Is
it so diffcult to understand that?

*tIng bangs her head against the wall.*

I like to complete my meal. Somehow, it doesn't feel right just to have the burger without the fries or fries without the burger. Don't you agree?

Men are such cheap bastards. What happened to the grey matter called brain cells? Why cant they use their head (NOT DICKHEAD!) to think? Especially the guy who msn me. I gave him a piece of my mind. (Though i think he need more than a piece on my mind to make up for his lack of brain matter.) Basically, in short, i told he's a disgrace to mankind and his parents. He is a cheap bastard who is so low that he cant even pay for sex. He's worse than a whore. He's nothing but scum. Actually, he is even lower than scum. Maybe the earthworms who eat scum. No.. He's the shit that earthworm passes out after eating scum. I also told him that he'll get Aids and die a horrible death.

I'm so disgusted by men.

This is the reason why more gals are becoming lesbians. Men don't use their brains and i'm so sorry that i have to say this! In think i'm better off dating a headless male mannequin. At least it has a better body than most of the men out there. And i don't mind it being headless cause men NEVER use their brains.

I'm better off dating a mannquin

Am i all alone in this universe?
There's no love on these streets.
I've given mine away to a world that didn't want it anyway.